I love the way Alex's mind works. To help a friend with a paper she's writing, I asked Alex three questions. He didn't actually answer any questions, but at least he didn't reference "bonka" or beer anywhere in his responses!
1. What is marriage? That's when you get married. You marry something. (Then he starts singing Bruno Mars's "Marry You")
2. Why do people work? Because you have to work so hard. Sometimes you stop working and get a drink. And dinner. Or food. Then you go back to work.
3. What makes you an adult? Work. And you eat a lot. When I get bigger, I can touch computers.